#Winning or #Binning
By Emily Mullen | Nov 2 2013
Baton down the hatches as Emily Mullen Goes on the rampage, presenting what is #winning and what is most definitely #binning#WinningProudlockSince MIC came back we’ve been licking our tellyboxes at the sight of him. How is he real? #thosesuits #thosecheekbones #KantevendealLucas Papaw ointmentThe most unreal thing to ever hit your lips. Vaseline can go and suck it #ssrly. Do not be deterred by the strange packaging or the fact that you have to source it yourself from Australia. #totesworthitSoap and Glory make upBasically gives two fingers to MAC, how even dare they charge so much for what Soapy Glory babes are doing on the cheap. #concealthisattitudeOnsiesBelibe in the power of the onsie readers. The world famous designer brand Pennys have a hunreal collection of onsies at the moment; pigs, sheeps, mooses (meese?) whatever catches your fancy #rave2thegraveinaonsie #BinningMunsIf one more man-bun is seen around campus, Otwo will scream. Boys plz, unless you’re Proudlock (see above you peasant), you can piss right off. #OnlyPruddersCanMunSexy Halloween CostumesSlags, put yizzerselves away. We kant be dealing with you and your sexy Barney outfit #getthatmankypurpletailawayfrommelike #ktanxsThe RainThis consistently rag-ordered weather can literally go and suck it. How is a hun supposed to wear her fab new A/W wardrobe if it’s damp and accessorised by a pox umbrella? #kantkope #ChildofPragueplzhalpThe hour going backAnother day another hour of daylight gone, goodbye naturally blended makeup, “Hello I did my make up in the dark and yes I noticed the stark contrast in colour between my face and neck in the dark this morning too.” #onlyGodcanjudgeme #donth8mecosImbeautiful