In a statement released by the Vatican Council of Roman Numerals and Cardinals (VCRNC) early this morning, Easter 2020 will fall between the 10th-13th July, coinciding with the Longitude festival in Marlay Park. The token spokeswoman for the VRNC told The Harpy, “that senior Church officials performed the sacred ceremony and determined that it was God’s will...

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Outrage after announcement that UCDSU will start streaming Council from Barry Murphy’s OnlyFans account – The Harpy

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