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The Harpy
The Performative Male Boycott
Freshers First Article
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Unidentified Ghosts and Ghouls: A Day in Newman
A Lidl Bit of Change
UCD Build House-Boat On UCD Main Lake In Attempt To Tackle Housing Crisis
Less DEI, More AI
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USI Feel Wrath Of Returning Officer After Being Spotted In Belfield Bushes
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SU President Miranda Bauer Speaks Out
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Generous Nigerian Prince to Fund The Harpy For Next Several Decades
Following an auspicious email from a Yoruba Nigerian prince’s secret gmail account, The Harpy is slated to receive a huge sum of money totalling to over 30 years of the publication’s current operating costs, The Harpy’s chief of finance Seán FitzPatrick (formerly of Anglo Irish Bank and better known for other work) said. …
DART to Be Extended to UCD with Giant Loop-de-Loop
The Dublin Area Rapid Transit (DART) rail system is expected to be extended to UCD nearly 20 years early, but this time with a twist, Transport for Ireland (TFI) said this week, crushing the previous post-2042 target for DART expansion by, like, a shit tonne.…