UCDSU sabbatical officers report on how many worms they successfully ate in the 2022/23 academic year
The Harpy
TFI announces plan to have 17 running on time by 2087
RON backs down from SU elections, announcing campaign to be new editor of University Observer
UCDDramsoc renews pleas for The University Observer staff to leave their theatre
University Management Team engages in ritual animal sacrifice to put together planning strategy
Man drinks from water fountain in Newman, briefly sees God
Mark Rodgers releases tell-all memoir: Square
Librocop enters the Jungle as bombshell contestant on “I’m a celebrity”
“They’ve got my family tied up in a cellar”: We interview the student who willfully dressed up as the Swan for Open Day
UCD applies to host 2030 FIFA World Cup
UCD have announced a bid to host the 2030 FIFA World Cup, after running out of plausible ways to blow Student Centre Levy funds.…
UMT asks alumni to “Rev us on that 50c there whenever you get the chance”
UCD’s University Management Team (UMT) have requested that alumni “Rev us on that 50c there if you get a minute”, after alumni drank coffees and teas provided at graduations.…