The burning question of the fortnight: If you could make a society in UCD, what would it be?

“A Halo society!”
*resounding silence from Team O-Two*
“Like the computer game!”
…Aah! Now we get it.
– Daragh McSuimhne, 1st Computer Science

“Student Tea Society!”
– Pearl Nolan, 1st Science

“A Tuborg Society. Well, there is a Dutch Gold Society; I think there should be competition! Or Smirnoff, or even Tesco vodka society!”
– Tebh O’Higgins, 1st Business & Legal

“A roller-blading society.”
– Rachael O’Leary, 1st Arts