The burning question of the fortnight: What’s the crasiest thing you’ve ever done during Freshers’ Week?

“Me and my friends jumped in the lake and we almost got attacked by swans!”
– James O’Brien, 4th Science

“I played drinking games where I had to put ice creams down a guy’s top!”
– Gillian O’Conway, 2nd Law

“I ate an obscene amount of pizza and got very sick.”
– Conor Kelly, 2nd Engineering

“I asked the Christian society if it was blasphemous to join the LGBT.”
– Colm Killivan, 1st Arts