Librocop enters the Jungle as bombshell contestant on “I’m a celebrity”
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“They’ve got my family tied up in a cellar”: We interview the student who willfully dressed up as the Swan for Open Day
UCD applies to host 2030 FIFA World Cup
UMT asks alumni to “Rev us on that 50c there whenever you get the chance”
“Does being in person really mean I have to stop doing lectures in my underwear?” Students respond to on-campus learning
I know Covid was bad, alright, but can we just admit once and for all that lockdown was better?…
Neopets slippery slope to furry porn
It has come to the attention of the Harpy that Dublin City Council have allowed the erection (nice) of several enormous cartoon-style animal statues on Kildare Street, under the guise of “art”.…
UCD Dramsoc Membership Falls as Society is Too Gay to Reproduce
"They're just too gay to function", says Props, Costumes and Makeup Manager Luke Duffy…
“Some pong of shite off that lake”; the sounds as culchies return to campus
September is upon us, and in the natural world, the swallows are beginning their flight to Africa. In a similar manner, culchies have made their annual migration up the N7, and into Belfield, after only some slight trouble merging onto the M50.…
UCD Confessions Guy Confesses to Having Zero Bitches
World leaders mourn the loss of Andrew Deeks
UCDSU promotes sex
Owen Keegan said to possess 'Rapustin' levels of invulnerability
Irish Times import Transphobia in effort to be more British | The Harpy
Owen Keegan’s Brownshorts seize Dublin City Council in Unprecedented Coup
Sports fans officially ‘ok’ with sexual assault
Why don’t we just print more houses?
Sarah Michalek elected UCD drug Kingpin
UCDSU Entertainments Officer Sarah Michalek has been elected to run UCDSU’s Students Supporting Drugs and Parties (SSDP) for the second year running.…
Deeks seeks removal of poor students from UCD because they make him feel “uncomfortable”
The notoriously frugal president Deeks has admitted he has sought to remove poor students from UCD in an interview conducted with the Harpy at Deeks’ castle.…