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UCDSU sabbatical officers report on how many worms they successfully ate in the 2022/23 academic year
TFI announces plan to have 17 running on time by 2087
RON backs down from SU elections, announcing campaign to be new editor of University Observer
UCDDramsoc renews pleas for The University Observer staff to leave their theatre
UCDDramsoc auditor, Ewa Grzybowska, has once again launched an appeal for The University Observer editor to remove her staff from the Dramsoc Theatre.…
University Management Team engages in ritual animal sacrifice to put together planning strategy
The University Management Team have been criticised for engaging in augury, a practice in which animals are sacrificed, and their organs used to predict the future, in order to put together their long-term building strategy.…
Man drinks from water fountain in Newman, briefly sees God
A man has been left shaken, stirred, and rampantly evangelical, after a brief encounter with God, following his decision to drink from the water fountain in Newman.…
Mark Rodgers releases tell-all memoir: Square
UCD Acting President Mark Rodgers has announced a new tell-all memoir, entitled “Square”, which will hit all good bookstores, and the Campus Bookshop, this month.…
Librocop enters the Jungle as bombshell contestant on “I’m a celebrity”
“They’ve got my family tied up in a cellar”: We interview the student who willfully dressed up as the Swan for Open Day
UCD applies to host 2030 FIFA World Cup
UMT asks alumni to “Rev us on that 50c there whenever you get the chance”
“Does being in person really mean I have to stop doing lectures in my underwear?” Students respond to on-campus learning
Neopets slippery slope to furry porn
UCD Dramsoc Membership Falls as Society is Too Gay to Reproduce
“Some pong of shite off that lake”; the sounds as culchies return to campus
UCD Confessions Guy Confesses to Having Zero Bitches
In a frank, honest and open discussion with noted tumour on student democracy UCD Confessions Guy, the anonymous internet crusader has revealed that he currently has a grand total of zero bitches, and has no intention of doing any pulling in the near future.…
World leaders mourn the loss of Andrew Deeks
The world’s foremost world leaders have paid tribute to the former president of UCD, Professor Andrew Deeks.…