Picket lines put in place as students campaign for the Freshers Tent to replace Newman Building.
The Harpy
UO Launches OnlyFans account
The Ghosts of Editors' Past
UCDSU sabbatical officers report on how many worms they successfully ate in the 2022/23 academic year
TFI announces plan to have 17 running on time by 2087
Transport for Ireland have announced plans to have the 17 bus running on time by 2087, provided all goes well.…
RON backs down from SU elections, announcing campaign to be new editor of University Observer
Former President-elect of UCD Students Union RON has announced that he will not be running for the presidency this year, after a controversial second election saw him defeated by current President Molly Greenough.…
UCDDramsoc renews pleas for The University Observer staff to leave their theatre
UCDDramsoc auditor, Ewa Grzybowska, has once again launched an appeal for The University Observer editor to remove her staff from the Dramsoc Theatre.…
University Management Team engages in ritual animal sacrifice to put together planning strategy
The University Management Team have been criticised for engaging in augury, a practice in which animals are sacrificed, and their organs used to predict the future, in order to put together their long-term building strategy.…
Man drinks from water fountain in Newman, briefly sees God
Mark Rodgers releases tell-all memoir: Square
Librocop enters the Jungle as bombshell contestant on “I’m a celebrity”
“They’ve got my family tied up in a cellar”: We interview the student who willfully dressed up as the Swan for Open Day
UCD applies to host 2030 FIFA World Cup
UMT asks alumni to “Rev us on that 50c there whenever you get the chance”
“Does being in person really mean I have to stop doing lectures in my underwear?” Students respond to on-campus learning
Neopets slippery slope to furry porn
UCD Dramsoc Membership Falls as Society is Too Gay to Reproduce
"They're just too gay to function", says Props, Costumes and Makeup Manager Luke Duffy…
“Some pong of shite off that lake”; the sounds as culchies return to campus
September is upon us, and in the natural world, the swallows are beginning their flight to Africa. In a similar manner, culchies have made their annual migration up the N7, and into Belfield, after only some slight trouble merging onto the M50.…