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UCD Dramsoc Membership Falls as Society is Too Gay to Reproduce
“Some pong of shite off that lake”; the sounds as culchies return to campus
UCD Confessions Guy Confesses to Having Zero Bitches
World leaders mourn the loss of Andrew Deeks
The world’s foremost world leaders have paid tribute to the former president of UCD, Professor Andrew Deeks.…
UCDSU promotes sex
UCDSU have become embroiled in controversy this week, after shock revelations that the organisation promoted the practice of sexual intercourse amongst students.…
Owen Keegan said to possess 'Rapustin' levels of invulnerability
Scripture tells us that Dublin City Council Chief Executive Owen Keegan is a hard man to get rid of. Many have tried to rid Dublin of the parasitic shit and many have failed.…
Irish Times import Transphobia in effort to be more British | The Harpy
The Irish Times, the in-house journal of West Brits, has defended their recent anti-transgender editorial stances by citing an affinity for “British Culture”.…
Owen Keegan’s Brownshorts seize Dublin City Council in Unprecedented Coup
Sports fans officially ‘ok’ with sexual assault
Why don’t we just print more houses?
Sarah Michalek elected UCD drug Kingpin
Deeks seeks removal of poor students from UCD because they make him feel “uncomfortable”
Arlene Foster heads to Butlins for Full Bri’ish Immersion - The Harpy
RTÉ bonuses “only way to stop the RA” - The Harpy
Record 8 students register to vote in SU election - The Harpy
UCD Neurosurgeon diagnosed with Prion’s disease - The Harpy
Professor Gemima Doherty, Head of the department of alternative Neurosurgery in UCD, has been diagnosed with Prion’s disease, The Harpy has learned.…
Family Guy’s Nut Busted In UCD Computer Lab - The Harpy
The popular meme page, Ireland Family Guy Fans, was temporarily suspended this week following a UCD-wide dawn raid. The pulling of Ireland Family Guy Fans caused widespread panic amongst men in their early thirties, doing no favours for their hairlines. The admin was discovered by Gardaí in the Newman computer rooms while attempting to convert his floppy disk into a hard drive.…