UCD applies to host 2030 FIFA World Cup
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UMT asks alumni to “Rev us on that 50c there whenever you get the chance”
“Does being in person really mean I have to stop doing lectures in my underwear?” Students respond to on-campus learning
Neopets slippery slope to furry porn
UCD Dramsoc Membership Falls as Society is Too Gay to Reproduce
"They're just too gay to function", says Props, Costumes and Makeup Manager Luke Duffy…
“Some pong of shite off that lake”; the sounds as culchies return to campus
September is upon us, and in the natural world, the swallows are beginning their flight to Africa. In a similar manner, culchies have made their annual migration up the N7, and into Belfield, after only some slight trouble merging onto the M50.…
UCD Confessions Guy Confesses to Having Zero Bitches
In a frank, honest and open discussion with noted tumour on student democracy UCD Confessions Guy, the anonymous internet crusader has revealed that he currently has a grand total of zero bitches, and has no intention of doing any pulling in the near future.…
World leaders mourn the loss of Andrew Deeks
The world’s foremost world leaders have paid tribute to the former president of UCD, Professor Andrew Deeks.…
UCDSU promotes sex
Owen Keegan said to possess 'Rapustin' levels of invulnerability
Irish Times import Transphobia in effort to be more British | The Harpy
Owen Keegan’s Brownshorts seize Dublin City Council in Unprecedented Coup
Sports fans officially ‘ok’ with sexual assault
Why don’t we just print more houses?
Sarah Michalek elected UCD drug Kingpin
Deeks seeks removal of poor students from UCD because they make him feel “uncomfortable”
Arlene Foster heads to Butlins for Full Bri’ish Immersion - The Harpy
The aftermath of Brexit has proved extremely difficult for the Irish and Bri’ish alike.…
RTÉ bonuses “only way to stop the RA” - The Harpy
The public broadcaster, Raidió Teilifís Éireann, has offered a number of explanations for the soaring salaries it pays to its top broadcasters.…