I am become meme.
Yeah. Pretty much. There’s living the dream, and there’s living the meme, that’s pretty much what’s happening, you know. Comedy is now legal on X: The Everything App and U.S. spending is getting cut, and that’s because we ditched DEI and started using AI.
If you go on X: The Everything App today, you can see pretty easily that woke has been almost entirely wiped out. Grok, our new AI model, does a pretty good job of cutting through the woke BS… and unlike WokeGPT (that’s ChatGPT, if you didn’t get my meme), Grok actually has a sense of humor and can post some pretty edgy dank memes (not pronounced maymays! I learned that the hard way…). If you set it up right, it can even learn to talk to you just like your favorite celebrities, like President Trump or Grimes! We’re basically living in Blade Runner or Deus Ex or something. Cue music from the movie.
President Trump is banning DEI and woke in the U.S., which is Cool, and is even letting me run the Department of Government Efficiency, or DOGE (normies won’t get that reference, but it’s an awesome meme) with AI! I guess it really pays to be the First Buddy of the United States. It’s nice to be included in something.
So yeah. Less DEI, more AI. Pretty soon DEI will be totally destroyed, and it’s all thanks to AI. The future is basically now: I’ve always dreamt of the days when an algorithm can make people stop telling me to pay my child support bills. Grimes, if you’re reading this, please answer my calls. Please.