8. Song of the SouthHey, kids, lets talk about racism. I say talk, but what I mean is try to disguise it using animal characters and unsubtle dialogue. Isn't that what you teach kids?7. Old YellerWhat's the point of this movie? To teach you that everything you love will contract rabies and try to kill you, then you prove your manhood by shooting them in the face. Also, love.6. The Pod PeopleTrumpy, you can do magic! Trumpy, did you just kill people? Don't worry, I still love you Trumpy. Wait, what are you doing to my neck?! *crunching sounds*5. E.T.Yes, Elliot, just let that alien go. It's not as if his people might want some sort of revenge for the kidnapping and traumatising of one of their young. This is why Independence Day happened.4. Beauty and the BeastThis is the film that teaches us that Stockholm syndrome is the only true love. Take that Twilight. Also, at least Belle got a library out of the deal.3. The Wizard of OzWhat's this? We're in a strange land, full of magical wonders. Let's take down the government! Why? Well... the lollipop guild did sing a jaunty tune.2. Titanic: The Animated MusicalThis is the story of one of history’s greatest tragedies. Let's put a rapping dog and racist mice in it. This is the best disaster ever.1. Justin Bieber: Never Say Never“But this isn't out yet.” I don't care, the moral of this story won't matter as long as that annoying kid remains on screen, or speaks, or breathes.