TFI announces plan to have 17 running on time by 2087
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RON backs down from SU elections, announcing campaign to be new editor of University Observer
University Management Team engages in ritual animal sacrifice to put together planning strategy
Man drinks from water fountain in Newman, briefly sees God
Mark Rodgers releases tell-all memoir: Square
Librocop enters the Jungle as bombshell contestant on “I’m a celebrity”
“They’ve got my family tied up in a cellar”: We interview the student who willfully dressed up as the Swan for Open Day
UCD applies to host 2030 FIFA World Cup
UMT asks alumni to “Rev us on that 50c there whenever you get the chance”
UCD Confessions Guy Confesses to Having Zero Bitches
In a frank, honest and open discussion with noted tumour on student democracy UCD Confessions Guy, the anonymous internet crusader has revealed that he currently has a grand total of zero bitches, and has no intention of doing any pulling in the near future.…
World leaders mourn the loss of Andrew Deeks
The world’s foremost world leaders have paid tribute to the former president of UCD, Professor Andrew Deeks.…